So, it seems that Britney has come to her senses and decided to get rid of Kevin:

Britney Spears told husband of two years Kevin Federline that she was divorcing him via a text message while he was recording a TV interview. This Is London

I like the deviousness of sending a him the notice via text message, but I tend to think that having a process server do it in front of his friends while he's out clubbing might have been a better idea. That's just me though.

Shockingly, he's getting money from her: She has to pay Federline $30,000 (£15,700) a month for a year - half the time they were wed. This means that he will receive about £180,000. That's right, she's giving the half-wit wanna-be rapper $360,000 over the next year.

Where do I sign up to marry her so I can get a divorce settlement like that? I must admit that my interest in Britney waned for a while - mostly while she was seen in public with Kevin and having his kids, but she's looking quite nice again after the second baby, so maybe I should give her another chance ;).