News of the World...
Britney was my sex-mad bride

Sadly, someone else married Britney before me. And she's apparently going to be doing it again.

My favorite quote from the "tell all tale": "I said yes and she jumped out of bed, flung her jeans on and yelled, 'Let's do it now'. She was ecstatic. She didn't even put her panties on in the rush as she slipped on her jeans.