This is a public service announcement. If you are male, and have actually considered wearing Speedo type underwear out in public, and you ARE NOT doing it at a swim meet/practice - then go home and don't leave the house until you receive further instructions. Appearance in public - especially a water park geared towards families and children in particular - is punishable by laughter and pointing from others and humiliation on your part.
And for the love of everything sane, if you do happen decide to go out in your Speedo in public, make sure you shave down some of the hair in your "nether" region - you look frelling stupid with the package all bulging, then the pubic hair all spread around it.
It's just not right - I don't care what YOU think of it.
Thank you for your time, you may resume your regular web surfing.








world is so prude now, before everybody was wearing speedo type swimsuit