Evil Plans are fun:
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will reveal to the world your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. This will all be done from a Warehouse, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will
have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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